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It's Not a Nature Show, People!
A couple days back we mentioned that role play was a great way to improve your sex life. Well, we forgot to mention that it’s probably not a good idea to do it out in the open!
An amorous couple took the whole “naughty pilot and stewardess” act a little too far. Jeffery Paul Bradford and Adrianna Grace Connor, both 24-year-old Pinnacle Air employees were arrested in Harrisburg, PA after a naked romp in the woods. While the situation may not have been amusing for the individuals involved, it did lead to this hilarious quote:
"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."
After searching with a special infrared-equipped helicopter, authorities located Bradford hiding behind a shed wearing nothing but flip-flops and a wristwatch. Word is still out on whether doin’ it in the woods made for some really wild sex. [Associated Press]