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Yikes. It’s like flab-ulite city under those sweats. You’re getting in the car and joining the gym right now this instant.

Just as soon as you finish arranging your pantry in alphabetical order. By color.

Join the stair club instead. It’s cheaper, and you’re more likely to stick with it. Taking the stairs at work, school, doctors’ offices and so on can help you melt off extra pounds, improve your overall fitness and boost your mood. As you’re climbing, you’re burning eight to 11 calories per minute, which is certainly more than you do staring at the elevator floor. According to Takethestairs.org, taking two flights of stairs a day can melt off about 6 pounds over the course of a year.

So let’s see, if you work on the 32nd floor…