The best way to win a fight with your spouse...
It may sound crazy, but I've found the best way to end a stupid fight with your spouse.
Start taking his/her clothes off.
This can ONLY work for dumb fights...like why your husband didn't take the garbage out AGAIN, or why your wife insists on running up the credit card bill. It sort of acknowledges how ridiculous the conversation is, and gets you back to being amicable towards each other.
Try it! It works!