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Eau de Whopper
While it’s true we women can’t resist a beefcake, we don’t necessarily want our men smelling like one.
Burger King seems to think otherwise.
The fast-food giant has released Flame by BK, a “scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat,” according its web site. The body spray comes in 5-ml bottles and is available for sale at $3.99 in Ricky's stores in New York City. It's also available on Firemeetsdesire.com, and if you want to be thoroughly entertained today, I suggest you visit that site.
Just think guys, the same flames that create those juicy, mouthwatering burgers could stoke the fires of passion for you. Marinate yourselves in Flame, and women will be drooling all over you. You won’t have to find romance: Romance will find you. If you notice a gagging motion from the women around you, it’s only them trying to suppress their burning desire for you.
Has Flame piqued your interest? Is it stocking-stuffer worthy?
—Laura Lee Bloor
Ew. First of all, I don't like the smell of charbroiled meat, but putting it together with a little alcohol-water does not make it sound anymore impressive. Secondly, do they really think anyone would wear that? I agree with alegria, that's a white elephant gift if there every was one.
I have a feeling that Flame is going to find it's way into a lot of white elephant gift exchanges this year.
This is beyond funny. I'm getting an image in my head of someone being chased down the street by hungry dogs!!
What?!?!? I thought for sure from the title of this that it would be a joke. Gag gift. Ohmy.
I have to say I'm impressed by Burger King's marketing department.
So. Foul.