Up at dawn, work the fields, back to bed. Clearly, those pioneers didn't have trouble drifting off at night.

Without a doubt, there's a power-seeking beast that roams the earth gobbling up batteries.

You love your iPod. You're attached at the hip. Heck, you practically sleep with the thing.

Stalking car-bound shoppers for parking spaces… pushing through perfume-laden crowds… discovering your favorite store doesn't have your size again…