If you're still slathering yourself with baby oil (or foregoing sun protection) it's definitely time for a change.

If you're feeling a little deprived in terms of the amount of-ahem-action you're getting these days, we've got a little tidbit of information to help you plead your case.

Then don't do that.

Not happy at work? Try Prozac. Marriage falling apart? A little Zoloft should do the trick. Self-conscious? Paxil, definitely Paxil.